Welp...herpes.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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