Buhtt sex?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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