There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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