Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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