i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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