She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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