he wants to bone in the snuggie
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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