My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I believe in your delicious
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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