im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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