i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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