SEEEEXXX PLEASE
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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