Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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