are you still at the devil's house?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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