I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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