Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
So. Much. Porn.
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