I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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