Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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