Cold hands, warm shart.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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