I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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