look no pants
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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