Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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