i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
God, I missed his penis.
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