worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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