Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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