P.S. I can't hear my feet
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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