fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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