She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Two words: blizzard sex
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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