Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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