he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
This baby is an asshole
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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