So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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