I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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