Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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