you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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