I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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