I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So vagazzling was a success
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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