420 ftw
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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