why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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