SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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