I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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