dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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