I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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