Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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