I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Randomize