she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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