I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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