is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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