: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
North Korea, Best Korea!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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