erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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