you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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