yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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